BIG LOVE in the little mind

This dream has nothing to do with zombies, surprisingly, and it was very short.

I was walking around my old house, and then all of the sudden my ex (from a very long time ago) and I decided to hook the horses up to wagons and go for a ride. I had my team, he had his. The next thing I knew, I'm coming out of the house telling him I really want him because I know he's going to leave me (he did; that rat bastard). And when he's standing there, my best friend appears beside him.

1: He didn't know this girl.
2: She would never be into a guy like him.

At first, I say nothing because I think OKAY we'll just drive the horses around a bit, and then I'll find out why my best friend would rather be beside him than me. We drove around the house a few times. I even turned my horses around backwards so that we'd run into each other because I wanted to spy on them so bad. He did almost run me over too. I barely peeked around the corner of the house and BAM he zoomed by. He didn't even look at me either. I thought for sure he was going to say I was always doing dumb things like trying to get myself run over, but he was too busy being with her.

After a while, we met back up on the porch, and do you know what he told me? That freaking bastard told me my best friend wanted him and that I should share. I was too stumped to say anything at first like: Why would my best friend do this to me? Why would he do this to me? Does he seriously think I'm going to share him with her? The list went on. So, I thought about it for a while, and I even asked him, "How am I going to share you with her." And he said, "It shouldn't be a problem."

I kept wanting to sock her in the face because she was practically hanging all over him, and then we were all three running around the house like horses. I ran into them face on again, and I asked, "I thought you loved me." And he fucking replied with, "I do love you, but I love her too." It's like how in the hell does a man go from loving one woman to supposedly loving two? Man this dream irked me. Silly really.

Then I started thinking about the women from the show BIG LOVE, and it sounded good to me. Like oh hey best friend (in the house right next to me) why don't you come over and we'll bake cookies? I got even angrier when I started to think the idea could be cool. Haha